Monday, March 2, 2009

Birthday SMS

Smile is a curve

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….


It must have been a rainy day when you were born

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend


Before the clock strikes 12 — Happy birthday

Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday


Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.


Fresh air, fresh idea … happy birth day

Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU


Adult SMS

Teri sula ke lu?



teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!


Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

MOBILE SMS

Adult SMS

Birthday SMS

Exam SMS

Friendship SMS

Funny SMS

Get well soon SMS

Good morning SMS

Good night SMS

Kiss SMS

Miss You SMS

Sardar SMS

Sorry SMS