Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Mobile Message

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun,
aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.
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Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
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Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..
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Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye....
Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet,
Par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi dede..
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
"Ramdev ji ka yoga".
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....

"1"

Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
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Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega kuchh nahi karna...
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai....

unka...
Mobile Charge...!
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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,KI BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA UDA KI BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA, AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .................
KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI
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